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Started by Keith13, March 24, 2009, 02:33:34 PM

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Keith13

The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting  for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman,
in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, put s her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the  restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
takes hold of the boy's privates and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's boys, the woman hands the
nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic..  Are you a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the I.R.S..'




Keith

Scadsobees

QuoteAs soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects,

Naw..the kid was sterile after that....
Rick

BjornBee

Anyone want to guess why he had only three nickels to give to his son?  :roll:


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Quote from: BjornBee on March 24, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
Anyone want to guess why he had only three nickels to give to his son?  :roll:




Cashed his unemployment check?    :-D
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1reb

So most ( if not all) women work for the IRS?