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iddee

May 12, 2015, 05:11:53 PM
I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,
when a Butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped
me on the butt.  She said, ??Hey sexy, I dig old fat guys ? ...How about
giving me your number.?

I looked at her and asked, ??Have you got a pen??

She said, ??I sure do!"

I replied, ??Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you?re missing.??

...My dental surgery is on Monday.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

tefer2

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May 12, 2015, 05:51:07 PM
 :cool: :cool: :cool:

Michael Bush

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May 12, 2015, 06:08:56 PM
Brave words for an "old fat guy"...
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BeeMaster2

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May 12, 2015, 07:02:54 PM
He's braver than I am. 
:grin: :grin:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

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May 17, 2015, 11:28:16 AM
 :grin: :grin:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts
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