Arizona girl

[Irwin]

a Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the

same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his

glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the

glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we

don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks

no-alcohol beer, throws it into the air, pulls

out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,

'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that

we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her

beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the

air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

she says, 'In Arizona we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to

drink with the same ones twice.'



God Bless Arizona!!!

[White chocolata]

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[hardwood]

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