Father O'Malley vs Seargent Jones

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An Irish priest was transferred to the Ballina parish. 

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.  It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish.   He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.  He then noticed there was a Donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.  The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There's a Donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn "

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied:  "Ah, 'to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
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