Jack Daniels Fishing Story

[iddee]

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I finally got around to going fishing this mornin' - but after a
while, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good
bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it
in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten -
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp! I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on with my fishing, using the frog as bait.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that dang snake with another frog in his mouth!

[beee farmer]

Dang I miss fishin

[Bee Happy]

 :cheer:

[1reb]

 :-D :evil: