Tiger Woods

TwT · December 02, 2009, 09:58:46 PM

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 350yards.

Tiger wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

Why didn't Tiger want to talk to the cops? He wanted to improve his lie.

I left work and drove home without hitting a tree. This clearly means I can out drive Tiger. *rimshot*

After investigation of the Escalade, it was proven that the steering system failed. Once again, Tiger can blame his loss on his.......Caddie!!!!

Tiger and Elin just released their 2009 Christmas Card.

John Lee Pettimore · December 02, 2009, 10:55:16 PM

Outstanding! Mrs. Pettimore (and I) are big Tiger fans...

Mason · December 03, 2009, 12:38:50 PM

What does a tiger and a baby seal have in common?

Both are being clubbed by Norwegians

badump bump

TwT · December 03, 2009, 01:06:32 PM

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html#

1reb · December 03, 2009, 10:02:05 PM

LMAO

Mason · December 04, 2009, 11:50:56 AM

Did you hear that Tiger is changing his name to "Cheetah"?

HAB · December 04, 2009, 12:37:39 PM

We should start a survey. Should he now be known as:

1 Cheetah Woods

2 Lion Woods

3 (insert name here)

John Lee Pettimore · December 04, 2009, 01:47:54 PM

Quote from: HAB on December 04, 2009, 12:37:39 PM
We should start a survey. Should he now be known as:

1 Cheetah Woods

2 Lion Woods

3 (insert name here)

3 Bill Clinton

Mason · December 04, 2009, 04:41:57 PM

Did you hear that Tiger Woods crashed his car all the way through his neighborhood?

Isn't he half Asian...............