Lemon Pickers Wanted !!

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March 21, 2010, 05:56:14 PM
 


The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed

to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have:


I've been divorced three times,
owned 2 Ford 's,
and I voted for Obama." 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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