Ghost Sex

[iddee]

GHOST  SEX

A professor at  the  University  of  Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
supernatural.

To  get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here  believe in
ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their  hands.

'Well, that's a good start. Out of  those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you  have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their  hands.

'That's really good. I'm really  glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a  ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

'Has anyone here ever touched a  ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. Now let me ask  you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a  ghost?'

Way in the back, Bubba raises his  hand.

The professor takes off his  glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've
been giving this  lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost.  You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The  big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began  to make
his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the  room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba,
tell us what it's like  to have sex with a ghost?'

Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way  back there I thought you said Goats.

[Jahjude]

 X:X :lau: :lau: X:X

[Ollie]

nice.!

[JP]

 :-D :-D :-D  :lau:

Awesome!


...JP