Dumbest Boy Ever

Started by hankdog1, May 22, 2010, 12:13:50 AM

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hankdog1

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,"This is the dumbest kid
in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son?
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar the game's over!"
Take me to the land of milk and honey!!!

G3farms

haha, it pays to think ahead huh!!

G3
those hot bees will have you steppin and a fetchin like your heads on fire and your keister is a catchin!!!

Bees will be bees and do as they please!

AllenF


beee farmer

Hummm........ remind anyone of the welfare system?
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin