Must be checked often, the leak is so big....

Started by iddee, June 03, 2010, 07:30:22 PM

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iddee

June 03, 2010, 07:30:22 PM
Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.




In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,

he called his doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,

"That tasted like BS"!

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

AllenF

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June 03, 2010, 07:57:54 PM
Just a quart?
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