the soldier and the nun

[Ollie]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan.'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'

[beee farmer]

 :shock:

[philinacoma]

 X:X

[AliciaH]

 :-D  Thanks!  I needed that today!

[AllenF]

 :lau:

[hardwood]

 X:X :lau:

[Brian D. Bray]

That sounds like my brother, who claims to be my sister, having discovered he/she is a hermorphadite.