My Wife Asked Me

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Irwin

March 04, 2011, 04:39:40 PM


My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"


I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was awake."

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Brian D. Bray

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March 04, 2011, 04:57:04 PM
I would have answered, "None, my snoring even keeps you awake."

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March 04, 2011, 06:36:10 PM
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March 04, 2011, 11:24:25 PM
 :lau:

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March 04, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
After we were married? - why, none.
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March 06, 2011, 01:50:20 PM
 :lau: :lau: Brave soles.
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