Irish Jokes

[D Semple]

How are Irish funerals different from Irish weddings?

.......One less drunk

[Bee Happy]

Patrick O'toole lost his favorite dog to old age - he went to see Father Murphy about having him speak a few words for the soul of the poor dog.
Father Murphy said: "I WILL NOT - perform funerary duties For a canine - no sir indeed!"
Patrick, saddened by this said: "Well then, Father, I would very much like a man of the cloth to ask a small blessing for the dog whose been my best friend since I was almost a teenager. -I shall go to the baptist minister in Killarney and ask him - do you think 5000 pounds is a sufficient honorary for speaking?"
"Patrick, Patrick, me boyo, Why didn't ya TELL ME the dog was Catholic?"