The right machine

Started by iddee, May 26, 2011, 11:50:44 PM

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iddee

May 26, 2011, 11:50:44 PM
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...He asked the trainer that was nearby "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Larry Bees

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May 27, 2011, 12:20:41 AM
Ain't that the truth!  :-D
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