Unannounced dinner

[edward]

A man brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced after work.

His wife yells at him and his friend hear every word.

- My hair is not brushed and my makeup is not done

-The house is a mess, the dishes are not done

- I'm still in my pajamas and I can not be bothered with cooking tonight!

-Why the heck did you bring him home?


- Because he's looking to get married


mvh Edward  :-P

[tefer2]

 X:X

[D Semple]

I'd like to see a picture of you Edward, I bet you've got some lumps on your head.  :-D

[edward]

some?? :fishhit: :buttkick: try a lot  :fishhit:  

Im typing this from my sick bed with a stick between my teeth where I lye i traction completely immobilized except from my swollen lips  

mvh Edward  

[edward]

OK one more

Farmer picks up an American Indian hitch hiking. The Indian is a man of few words but eventually looks at the brown paper bag in between them and asks,

"Mmm, What in bag?"

The farmer says, "It's a bottle of wine that I got for my wife".

Indian thinks for a second and say,

"Mmm, good trade".

:fishhit: let the beating commence :fishhit: