Beer Joint

Started by GSF, February 26, 2014, 08:11:53 PM

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GSF

February 26, 2014, 08:11:53 PM

I was in a beer joint in Chittlin County Alabama last

Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly

girl came up to me, squeezed my butt and said,

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before

the farmer notices you're missing."


                                                                                       

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

edward

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February 26, 2014, 08:48:33 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah  :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

nasty  :-D



mvh Edward  :-P

G3farms

#2
February 26, 2014, 09:38:58 PM
Do you remember much after that?
those hot bees will have you steppin and a fetchin like your heads on fire and your keister is a catchin!!!

Bees will be bees and do as they please!

capt44

#3
February 26, 2014, 11:05:47 PM
Now by gawd that's funny!

Richard Vardaman (capt44)

tefer2

#4
February 26, 2014, 11:30:31 PM
LOL! spilt my beer!   :-D :-D :-D

iddee

#5
February 27, 2014, 08:29:17 AM
No problem, GSF. I took her home for you
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

josediaz

#6
February 27, 2014, 01:08:06 PM
LOL.. good one!
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