Two black eyes

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March 22, 2014, 10:57:09 PM
A guy came back from church with two black eyes. His friend asks how did you get two black eyes at church. The man said: "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other black eye?" his friend asked. "Well," the man said: "I figured she didn't want it out, so I tucked it back in."
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

GSF

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March 23, 2014, 06:04:59 AM
 :-X :-D
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

tefer2

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March 23, 2014, 07:50:51 AM
Brave soul! :-D

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April 15, 2014, 10:49:52 AM
 :-D
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin
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