Bartender vs Shrink

[GSF]

Bad nightmares about monsters under my bed.

Went to see a shrink.










How much do you charge?

"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
 
I'll sleep on it, I said.
 
Six months later, the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" He asked.
 
Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week, for a year, is $12,480.00.
A bartender cured me for $10.00.
 
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.
 
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
 
He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.


 
FORGET THE SHRINKS...

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!

[tefer2]

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[G3farms]

I want to see a pic of the new pick up for $12,000  :-D

[BeeMaster2]

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