Redneck Karma??

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iddee

June 19, 2014, 10:29:47 AM
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BeeMaster2

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June 19, 2014, 02:08:06 PM
 :lau: :lau:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

tefer2

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June 20, 2014, 07:54:40 AM
 :lau:

GSF

#3
June 20, 2014, 02:10:57 PM
 :-D
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

AllenF

#4
June 20, 2014, 02:46:11 PM
 :-D

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June 24, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
 :th_thumbsupup: :th_thumbsupup:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

LaurieBee

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June 25, 2014, 02:13:38 AM
:-D
Good one!

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