An Honest Man

GSF · July 30, 2014, 12:31:35 PM

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at 'Hooter's' to see some friends and have some hot wings and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."

I'm tired, I'm old, and I pee a lot.

BeeMaster2 · July 30, 2014, 12:57:45 PM

That a good one Gary.
From one who is getting ooollllddd.
:-D
Jim

GSF · July 30, 2014, 01:00:10 PM

When I read it I was thinking, "I sure can relate to that!"

BeeMaster2 · July 30, 2014, 01:04:36 PM

Quote from: GSF on July 30, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
When I read it I was thinking, "I sure can relate to that!"

that's what made it so funny. :)
Jim

iddee · July 30, 2014, 02:56:07 PM

At 69, no argument from me. He was right.

Switchback · July 30, 2014, 11:34:22 PM

:goodpost:

jayj200 · July 31, 2014, 09:17:00 AM

we are so sick. I know what I would like. just cant do all that now

Michael Bush · August 02, 2014, 01:09:49 PM

Nothing impressed a hot young waitress quite like being stuck on an elevator with an old guy who can't hold his water...