An elderly couple, just learned how to send text messages

[BeeMaster2]

 
An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
I love you."
The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet..........Please advise."



   Jim

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[Kathyp]

 :-D

[tefer2]

 :-D :-D

[1frozenhillbilly]

ooh kayyyy :shock: