A bar joke

Started by iddee, September 27, 2014, 09:05:14 PM

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iddee

September 27, 2014, 09:05:14 PM
 A Lawyer,
an Illegal Alien,
a Pathological Liar,
a Muslim,
a Communist
and a black man walk into a tavern.



Bartender asks.
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"What'll it be, Mr. President?"

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BeeMaster2

#1
September 27, 2014, 10:39:17 PM
 :-D
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

divemaster1963

#2
September 28, 2014, 12:10:21 AM
 :soapbox:
Right on the money.

BlueBee

#3
September 28, 2014, 05:11:15 AM
Are you working on any new jokes for when Hillary becomes commander in chief?

iddee

#4
September 28, 2014, 09:00:08 AM
Jokes, no. Roadkill recipes and speaking a foreign language, yes.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

jayj200

#5
September 28, 2014, 09:07:53 AM
that is a joke in it's self

health care when bill was in office for a family of 4 was about 14.00 a week

hillary changed all that

Switchback

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September 28, 2014, 09:50:41 PM
 :-D
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts
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