Child birth at 65

[iddee]

Childbirth at 65   


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the Hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet ,' she said, 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very Impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

[GSF]

I had a cousin to give birth when she was close to 60 - and that's NOT funny!

[stewroten]

My gran pappy still fathers a baby or two every year.

[BeeMaster2]

Sorry Gary, I laugh out loud. 
Jim

[mikecva]

I am 67 and my youngest is about to give birth. I wonder if I send this to them if it will get me out of babysitting by myself?  -Mike