Dead Penguins

Started by GSF, June 21, 2015, 10:27:38 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

GSF

June 21, 2015, 10:27:38 PM
Dead Penguins - I never knew this! 

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins   on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?

Wonder no more! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic   bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.   The penguin is very committed   to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:



"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?


When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

BeeMaster2

#1
June 23, 2015, 12:29:06 AM
 :shocked:
Gary, you really didn't say that. :grin:
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

jayj200

#2
June 23, 2015, 10:40:23 AM
it is in print

Switchback

#3
June 25, 2015, 07:29:18 AM
It's kind of dumb but I like it.  :cool: :cool:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

GSF

#4
July 12, 2015, 09:15:08 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help myself
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions