Well, uh--uh--I thought................

[iddee]

A suicide bomber died
  and went to Paradise, as foretold.
  When he arrived there
  he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins,
  as promised.  Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there
  were so many virgins in heaven.
  Allah regarded him for
  a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are
  here in heaven because people like you murdered them before
  they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're
here to service them.  Since they're virgins,
  they're quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you'll
  be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from
  Paradise should you fail!
  The bomber responded,
  "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be
  to keep 72 women satisfied for all
  eternity?
   Allah replied,
  "Who told you they were women?"

[Geoff]

     Classical Iddee ! !

[Michael Bush]

[Dallasbeek]

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