6 Months to Live

Started by triple7sss, May 13, 2016, 01:34:49 AM

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triple7sss

May 13, 2016, 01:34:49 AM
A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry a beekeeper and to move with him to Minnesota. The woman asks: "Will this cure my illness?" The doctor replies: "No, but the half year will seem pretty long."

BeeMaster2

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May 13, 2016, 05:47:03 PM
  :rolleyes:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

GSF

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May 23, 2016, 03:55:32 PM
Ain't that the truth. I don't know how folks up north handle it.
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

Dallasbeek

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May 23, 2016, 08:20:38 PM
I can't get my Minnesota relatives to come to Texas in the summer (weather about as hot as Florida, without the humidity), but I sure met a llet of snowbirds in Arizona in January. 
"Liberty lives in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no laws, no court can save it." - Judge Learned Hand, 1944
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