THE TOILET SEAT

[iddee]

My wife had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our
  toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was
  out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter
  before she returned.
  She came in and undressed to take a
  shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
  As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet
  seat.
  About that time I got home and
  realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without
  any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the
  toilet seat bolts.


  Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the
  hospital emergency room.


  The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study
  how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of
  this.).


  Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by
  saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never
  seen anything like this before."


  The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of
  them. I just never saw one mounted and
  framed."

[BeeMaster2]

 

[divemaster1963]

 

great one again Iddee

[GSF]

Good one, it's stole...