GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

[BeeMaster2]

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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SUCCESS:
At age 2 success is . . . not falling down.
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 85 success is . . . not falling down.

[herbhome]

Hard to argue with any of that!

[divemaster1963]

aaaaa nevermind  :angry:I forgot what I was going to say

john

[olehunter]

since i will be 81 in jan. i know these are all true. when not if you fall down the first thought is what did i break now.

[Michael Bush]

You should have had an at 2 and an at 85

At age 2 success is . . . not falling down.
At age 85 success is . . . not falling down.

[BeeMaster2]

Thanks Michael. I added it.
Jim

[divemaster1963]

add at 1 eating solid food

and  at 90 eating solid food.

john