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beecanbee

May 14, 2017, 06:00:12 AM
John went to his friend?s house quite late and unannounced, wanting to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room since they already had a house guest, so he said, ?You can sleep on the couch in the living room, or you can sleep in the guest room with Baby.?

John said that he would prefer the couch. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blonde. ?Hi,? he said, ?Who are you??

?I?m Baby, and who are you??

?I?m stupid,? he said.
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson

BeeMaster2

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May 14, 2017, 09:44:53 AM
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

divemaster1963

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May 15, 2017, 10:12:10 PM
hey! how did you find out?

john
:tongue:
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