Magician

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beecanbee

September 06, 2017, 06:16:33 PM
A magician on a Mexican cruise ship, for his last performance, said that he would disappear on the count of three.

He said, 'uno, dos...' and poof.

He immediately disappeared without a tres.  Never to be seen again.

Some wondered if he had gone overboard.
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson

Psparr

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September 07, 2017, 12:31:01 AM
Ha ha.

BeeMaster2

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September 07, 2017, 04:03:55 PM
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

tycrnp

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September 07, 2017, 10:33:01 PM
LOL!!!   :grin:
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