It Snowed Last Night.

[BeeMaster2]

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one
snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be
covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the
snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic
role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference
between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a
sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by
social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street
demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:  There is no moral to this story.  It is what we have become all
because of snowflakes

[iddee]

It's Acebird's fault.    

[BeeMaster2]

And so it starts again. 😁

[herbhome]

And the day wasn't half over! Whew!