Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

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iddee

April 11, 2019, 05:33:56 AM
 Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

> #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

> #8 Life is sexually transmitted.

> #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

> #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

> #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

> #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

> #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

> #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

CoolBees

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April 11, 2019, 07:01:24 AM
 :grin: Some good advice there.
You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln

blackforest beekeeper

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April 11, 2019, 07:01:58 AM
no. 3 is really worth it! not just at old age...
thanks iddee.

BeeMaster2

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April 11, 2019, 08:43:07 AM
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

cidersabuzzin

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May 12, 2019, 07:57:39 PM
Quote from: iddee on April 11, 2019, 05:33:56 AM
Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

> #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

> #8 Life is sexually transmitted.

> #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

> #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

> #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

> #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

> #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

> #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Was. :sad:
What's good for bees is usually good for mankind. Doesn't that mean sharing?

herbhome

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May 12, 2019, 09:44:12 PM
There all good Iddee!  :smile:
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