Married to Gracie Allen

[Michael Bush]

Announcer: Many people say that Gracie is responsible for George being
where he is today. And that's certainly true. Gracie is also
responsible for Sam Spade being where he is today. You see, George and
Sam Spade are both in jail. How did it happen? Well, let's listen as
George is being questioned by a police lieutenant (played by Joseph
Kearns).

Regan: Alright, let's start at the top. Name?
Burns: George Burns.
Regan: Occupation?
Burns: I'm married to Gracie Allen.
Regan: No. No, no. What do you do? What keeps you busy?
Burns: I'm married to Gracie Allen.
Regan: Let me put it this way. What's your source of income?
Burns: I'm married to Gracie Allen.
Regan: Alright, skip it. What's your age?
Burns: Approximately 42.
Regan: How come you look older?
Burns: I'm married to Gracie Allen.
Regan: What's your address?
Burns: 360 North Camden.
Regan: Alright, Burns, now suppose you tell me why you're in this jam.
Burns: I'm married to Gracie Allen.
Regan: You're in a rut. Hey, Spade, how come you're in this jam?
Spade: He's married to Gracie Allen.
Regan: You know, Burns, you and this Spade character are accused of murder.
Now suppose you tell me the whole story right from the start.
Burns: Okay, Lieutenant. It all started last Sunday night. I was sitting home
listening to the radio with my wife... I'm married to Gracie Allen.
Regan: ...to Gracie Allen. Yes. That part I know. Take it from there....