The End is Near

Started by GSF, June 12, 2014, 07:57:11 PM

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Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Catholic Church,

and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Lutheran Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground:




DA END ISS NEAR!

TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW

BAFOR IT ISS TOO

LATE!



As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,


"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"



From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.



Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."


"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say


"Bridge out"?





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HAHA!!!Takes me back to my growing up days in Minnesota!!!
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