Hypnotisism

[Michael Bush]

I feel bad for the hypnotist I saw yesterday
He hypnotized 7 guys then dropped the microphone on his foot and screamed:
CRAP!

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?
He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

I'm looking for a good hypnotist.  I'm open to suggestions.

What did the hypnotist say to his bed before having it replaced?
"You are getting creaky"

The hypnotist show I saw yesterday was incredibly boring.
I can't even remember a single thing!

My wife hates that I smoke, so we're going to see a hypnotist.
I am going to have her hypnotized to not care.