National Frozen Yogurt Day

[Michael Bush]

I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand..
It will be called Froyo Information.

Why is frozen yogurt better than ice cream?
Ice cream ain't got no culture.

My new neighbors are from a foreign country and refused to eat the frozen yogurt I offered them.
Pretty sure it's a cultural thing.

My mom said I couldn?t get a frozen yogurt. She said ?do you think I?m made of money??
Then I said, ?isn?t that what mom stands for??