NATIONAL TORTILLA CHIP DAY

[Michael Bush]

Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips.
Tostitos

What did the tortilla chips say to the thief?
That's nacho cheese

Colleague said he hated tortilla chips and even just the smell made him sick.
My response: that's a-maize-ing!

I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.

How do you say goodnight to a tortilla chip?
Buenos nachos!

What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip?
An i-salsa-les triangle.

I dropped some tortilla chips and some cheese the other day. My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up.
I said don't worry, it's nacho problem.

I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.
It's a just-in-quesadilla.

What do ducks love with their tortilla chips?
Quackamole.

What sound does a tortilla chip make when sneezing?
n-achoo!

Last night my wife said, "Honey will you go get me some tortilla chips and cheese?" I looked deep into her eyes and said, "I'm nacho delivery service."

In queso emergency, please open a bag of tortilla chips.

What do tortillas sing at birthday parties?
Fajita jolly good fellow.

If you love tortilla chips and cheese...
Well I'm sorry but I'm nacho guy.

Did you hear about the tortilla factory that had ties to the mob?
Turns out it was a shell company.

If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?
Boy, nacho day.

I once had a traumatic incident with ground beef and a corn tortilla.
To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it.

Wanna hear some jokes about tortilla chips?
Never mind, they're too corny.

What's a tortilla chip's favorite game at the state fair?
Whack-a-mol-ey.

Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate?
The tortilla chip has a point.

What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?
Buenos no-cheese.