State Jokes......

Started by BjornBee, January 12, 2009, 09:25:03 PM

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What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos? The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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  How do we know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia?
  If it was invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush...

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Quote from: iddee on January 16, 2009, 10:00:29 PM
Where do midgets come from???

Someone knocks the poop out of a Texan.

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Michigan:

What do you call 40 guys watching the superbowl on television?

The Detroit Lions.
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