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Irwin

August 25, 2009, 11:00:55 AM


>>        Now you know!!!
>>
>>   The year is 1947
>> Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
>> ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with
>> five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
>> Roswell, New Mexico.  This is a well known incident that many say has
>> long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies
>> and organizations.
>> However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
>> nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
>> Albert A. Gore, Jr.
>> Hillary Rodham
>> John F. Kerry
>> William J. Clinton
>> Howard Dean
>> Nancy Pelosi
>> Dianne Feinstein
>> Charles E. Schumer
>> Barbara Boxer
>> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
>> I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
>> for you.
>> No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Fight organized crime!  Re-elect no one.

hardwood

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August 25, 2009, 12:49:40 PM
 :lau:
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Kathyp

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August 25, 2009, 12:51:56 PM
irwin, i got that in an email, but it was worth reading again!....and again....   :-D
The people the people are the rightful masters of both congresses and courts not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

Abraham  Lincoln
Speech in Kansas, December 1859

1reb

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August 25, 2009, 12:58:52 PM
 :devilbanana: :devilbanana: This explain a lot    :piano:


Johnny

poka-bee

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August 25, 2009, 08:13:48 PM
 :lau: Irwin, you never fail to make me smile, always something!  Thanks, I needed that! :rainbowflower:
Jody
I'm covered in Beeesssss!  Eddie Izzard

beecanbee

#5
August 25, 2009, 09:00:34 PM
Made me laugh - but also research...  Your favorite President was actually born a bit earlier: August 19, 1946.  Sorry to spoil the party.  Still a very good joke.
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson
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