Don't mess with us older folk.

[iddee]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.         
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been  around the block more than once!   

[vermmy35]

LOL sounds about right :evil:

[poka-bee]

That was great! :-D
Jody

[1reb]

 :lau: :devilbanana: :lau:

[Brian D. Bray]

My mother seldom bought napkins once fast food restuarants became comman place, or salt and pepper, and always had lots of plastic silverware for picnics.