just pull a string, honey comes out

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FRAMEshift

http://inhabitat.com/philips-unveils-sexy-concept-bee-keeping-gadget/

Oh, and there is a hole to blow smoke into, "in case the hive must be opened for inspections".   Somebody is going to get an apartment full of bees.   :-D :evil:
"You never can tell with bees."  --  Winnie-the-Pooh

Kathyp

i don't even know what to say to that.  i'm having trouble getting the extra pics to load, but i don't get the pull the string thing?
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Scadsobees

I can't see ANYTHING that could go wrong here.... :roll:
Rick

VolunteerK9

And its described as being 'sexy' too so its bound to work.

FRAMEshift

Quote from: kathyp on November 09, 2011, 01:49:47 PM
i don't get the pull the string thing?

The string must be attached to a big vice that squeezes the comb until honey comes out.  Don't worry.  I'm sure the bees will be just fine.   :roll:
"You never can tell with bees."  --  Winnie-the-Pooh

CapnChkn

I can't tell if it's just a joke.  If you go the the Phillips site, they have more "ideas," including a toilet that filters the water through a few trays of grass to remove the effluent while moving the solids to a methane digester.

http://designprobes.ning.com/profiles/blogs/the-filtering-squatting-toilet
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hardwood

How do they get the bees to draw comb horizontally?

Scott
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redhat


Michael Bach

Hilarious.

Better are the comments posted.

"If colony collapse remains unsolved, bees will ultimately abandon the hive – which has to be destroyed before new bees will return."

Read more: Philips Unveils Sexy Urban Beehive Concept | Inhabitat - Green Design Will Save the World

Jim134

Quote from: hardwood on November 09, 2011, 08:57:45 PM
How do they get the bees to draw comb horizontally?

Scott

Can you remove the combs? Here in MA. you must be able to remove the frames of comb for inspection, i dunno about all the other states.



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Zeevah

.......be right back......I'm gonna go attach a pull cord to the bottom of my hives...........

:lau:

AllenF

Pull a string?   Like a tampon maybe?   I don't think it would ever come to market.   They just made it for the advertisement they get through the news.   On really sunny days, all the wax would melt.  Are the frames removable?   And what do you do when all the glass is covered with bee glue?

Zeevah

Quote from: AllenF on November 13, 2011, 08:51:53 PM
And what do you do when all the glass is covered with bee glue?

Didn't you read the article? ;)  Quote: "It also comes equipped with a hole to blow smoke into — the traditional way of calming bees — in case the hive needs to be opened from the inside to be inspected."   Simple!   :pop:

:-D

AliciaH

This is great, I needed a good laugh today!

Quote from: FRAMEshift on November 09, 2011, 02:16:44 PM
Quote from: kathyp on November 09, 2011, 01:49:47 PM
i don't get the pull the string thing?

The string must be attached to a big vice that squeezes the comb until honey comes out.  Don't worry.  I'm sure the bees will be just fine.   :roll:

I'd like to ignore what would be coming out with that honey, but since I can't, it just gets grosser and funnier...