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Started by edward, October 23, 2012, 06:45:09 PM

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edward

October 23, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

mvh edward  :-P

tefer2

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October 23, 2012, 08:32:39 PM
 :-D

AllenF

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October 23, 2012, 08:40:12 PM
 :lau:

iddee

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October 23, 2012, 09:57:03 PM
Good one. Gotta steal it. Hope you don't mind.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

edward

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October 24, 2012, 05:21:38 AM
Quote from: iddee on October 23, 2012, 09:57:03 PMGood one. Gotta steal it. Hope you don't mind.

:police: Hmmm  :brian: you want to steal somthing I stole  :-D  :lau:
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