The Way Wives are

Started by GSF, March 27, 2014, 07:18:44 AM

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GSF

March 27, 2014, 07:18:44 AM

Husband's Text Message (by cellphone):

Honey,  car hit me when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital.

They're doing tests and X-rays.

Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it did not cause

serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg and they may have to amputate right foot.


Wife's Response:

Who's Paula?
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

tefer2

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March 27, 2014, 09:38:03 AM
 :-D

iddee

#2
March 27, 2014, 02:04:03 PM
Perfect example. 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BeeMaster2

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April 15, 2014, 10:45:46 AM
 :-D
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

itsme

#4
April 15, 2014, 11:16:18 PM
I read this to my wife and she knew the punch line before I read it to her!  Just goes to show that there is some truth in this funny...
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