Movie Mogul

[Michael Bush]

Another Dave Berg story:

A Hollywood director is telling the male star in his movie that he wants to make a movie about the Bible.  The star says, "Why would you do that?   You don't know anything about the Bible."  "I do to" says the director.  "Why I bet you fifty bucks you don't even know the Lord's prayer" says the star.  "You're on" says the director laying down a fifty dollar bill. "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep..."  "Darn!" says the star.  "I didn't think you knew it!"

[GSF]

lol on me. I was trying to figure out the punch line, then I had this thought;

Our Father who art in heaven..,

[Michael Bush]

Another Bergism:  'God has many names, none of which is Howard, despite the fact that thousands of children daily recite "Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..." '

[AllenF]

 :-D