Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!

Started by GSF, February 04, 2015, 03:43:28 PM

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GSF

This is alarming & scary stuff!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 10 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Warn all the men you know about drinking too much beer
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