Well, you said to..............................

Started by iddee, February 25, 2015, 10:32:45 PM

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iddee

February 25, 2015, 10:32:45 PM
 Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

> Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
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> Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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February 25, 2015, 10:38:59 PM
 :grin:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

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February 27, 2015, 12:22:26 AM
Now that is funny. :cheesy: :cheesy:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts
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