What Surgery ? ?

Started by Geoff, September 19, 2015, 08:22:31 PM

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Geoff

September 19, 2015, 08:22:31 PM


   
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.  'I'm O. K., but I didn't like the four letter-word the doctor used in surgery ,' he answered.  'What did he say?' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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Kathyp

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September 19, 2015, 11:16:00 PM
 :cheesy:
The people the people are the rightful masters of both congresses and courts not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

Abraham  Lincoln
Speech in Kansas, December 1859

iddee

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September 19, 2015, 11:45:33 PM
Hope it wasn't a vasectomy he had done.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BeeMaster2

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September 20, 2015, 12:39:31 AM
 :grin:
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September 23, 2015, 08:54:05 AM
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