need more laughs right now

[salvo]

Hi Folks, Seeb,

Holy mackerel! A coach at a school must have seen your noose picture and reposted it,... and now he's TOAST! Whoodda thunk she was married to a cattle rustler and a horse thief!

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Six days after new Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach tweeted a meme containing an image of a noose, the school's athletic director criticized Leach on Tuesday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8198571/Mississippi-State-AD-disappointed-Leach-tweet.html

Sal
I didn't really know him. He seemed like such a nice guy.

[Seeb]

Member, so glad the mousetrap made you laugh!

[Seeb]

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[CoolBees]

Hahahaha! ... never step on the wife's newly-cleaned floors ... so true!!

[Seeb]

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[herbhome]

 

[BeeMaster2]

 

[Geoff]

   As requested Jim !  !

                                   Two Aussies are drinking together. One says, ?When I die, will you promise to pour a beer on my grave??
                                  The other replies, ?No worries mate, but I?ll have to pass it through my kidneys first.?

[iddee]

  =

For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works! It will take you only about-ten-seconds and amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.

I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it IS my very favorite movie...EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom.  You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number.  Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt fire

... Now, isn't that something?

[BeeMaster2]

 

[CoolBees]

Your not wrong Iddee 

[Ben Framed]

From the choices given YES! Absolutely amazing!    When will it air? lol

[Seeb]

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[iddee]

I like it. That's why I've been slipping out every day. 

[CoolBees]

 

[Seeb]

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[BeeMaster2]

 

[Michael Bush]

An elderly couple stop at a gas station.  The attendant asks what they would like and they say "fill 'er up" and he sets the pump going and washes their window.  He asks where they are from and they say "Tulsa".  The husband is hard of hearing and he says "WHAT DID HE SAY?" and his wife says "HE ASKED WHERE WE ARE FROM!" The attendant says "I was in Tulsa once.  I just got out of the Air Force and I was on my way back from Tinker air force base on my way home, here in Nebraska."  The husband says "WHAT DID HE SAY?" and she says "HE SAYS HE WAS IN TULSA ONCE!"  The attendant says "I spent the night there.  In fact I went to a bar on the South side of town there and this red headed lady was really drunk and she started dancing on the tables and taking off her clothes!"  The husband says "WHAT DID HE SAY!" and the wife says "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOUR COUSIN EDNA!"

[salvo]

Good Eye Mite!

Those silly Aussies:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFIUdwvnbnF/

Sal