Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂

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Hops Brewster

#60
March 03, 2021, 10:40:23 AM
A dung beetle walks into a bar.... "Is this your crap?"
Winter is coming.

I can't say I hate the government, but I am proudly distrustful of them.

iddee

#61
March 17, 2021, 08:55:52 PM Last Edit: March 18, 2021, 02:44:24 PM by iddee
A vasectomy
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keeps the worry out of being close.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

salvo

#62
March 25, 2021, 11:34:07 PM
Hi Folks,

My neighbor got arrested today for growing pot.

I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was.

Sal

BeeMaster2

#63
March 26, 2021, 07:05:57 AM
 :embarassed:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

The15thMember

#64
March 26, 2021, 10:50:14 AM
Quote from: salvo on March 25, 2021, 11:34:07 PM
Hi Folks,

My neighbor got arrested today for growing pot.

I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was.

Sal
HA!!  :cheesy:
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.
https://maranathahomestead.weebly.com/

jimineycricket

#65
March 26, 2021, 11:13:06 PM
That sounds like some of the corn fields where I live. The farmers grow a lot of pot but they do not know it. :wink:
jimmy

The15thMember

#67
March 27, 2021, 06:08:29 PM
Quote from: salvo on March 27, 2021, 05:48:51 PM
Hi Folks,

Land of Milk and Honey

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https://www.fwi.co.uk/farm-life/somerset-farm-milking-horses-in-quirky-diversification

Sal

This isn't funny, it's awesome!  :grin:  Although I question the article's assertion that mare's milk is easy for human's to digest because horses and humans have a single stomach, whereas cows have multi-chambered stomachs.  It's my understanding that in baby ruminants the milk bypasses the rumen anyway and is only digested by their "normal" stomach.     
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.
https://maranathahomestead.weebly.com/

Ben Framed

#68
March 27, 2021, 10:09:07 PM
I have heard of folks drinking goat milk and eating goat cheese but I know nothing of the goats stomach. So I guess the laugh is on me! lol

salvo

#69
March 28, 2021, 09:13:26 PM
Hi Folks,

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

?Miss Beatrice?, he said. ?I wonder if you would tell me about this?? pointing to the bowl.

?Oh, yes? she replied, ?isn?t it wonderful? I was walking through the park late last Summer and I found this little package on the ground.?

?The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven?t caught the Covid or even had the flu all Winter?

Sal

Dabbler

#72
April 14, 2021, 03:39:31 PM
I enjoyed it Salvo !

It did take me a minute to spell out the acronym.    . . .  But then, I am slow :wink:
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the tests first, the lessons afterwards .
-Vernon Sanders Law

BeeMaster2

#73
April 14, 2021, 10:29:56 PM
It's a joke! It's just a joke!
Salvo are you sure about that.
Jim Altmiller
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

Ben Framed

#74
April 16, 2021, 12:14:23 AM
Quote from: sawdstmakr on April 14, 2021, 10:29:56 PM
It's a joke! It's just a joke!
Salvo are you sure about that.
Jim Altmiller

:wink:

Ben Framed

#75
April 17, 2021, 02:53:44 AM
Billy really is a hoot on and off the stage. 


https://youtu.be/HwrKCvXAHpU

salvo

#76
April 17, 2021, 09:22:24 AM
Hi Folks,

Another joke:

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Sal

salvo

#77
April 18, 2021, 05:55:01 PM
Hi Folks,

My best friend's son, after seven years of med school and training has been fired after ONE minor indiscretion. He had a physical relationship with one of his patients, and can no longer work in his chosen field.

It just goes to show you how just ONE mistake can ruin your whole life.

Please pray for him. He's one of the best veterinarians I know.

Sal

salvo

#78
May 02, 2021, 12:06:34 PM
Hi Folks,

Schadenfreude is a German word meaning: To take pleasure, joy, GLEE from another persons misfortune. Sorta like when people laugh when someone slips and falls on a banana peel.

This is a GREAT one. Guy fights back at gas station. Funny as a [insert your word here]. Anyone got a match?:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9534677/Got-Thieves-abort-petrol-station-robbery-car-owner-fights-spraying-fuel.html

Sal

salvo

#79
May 04, 2021, 11:17:42 PM
Hi Folks,

Have you ever been crazy about someone ^back in the day^, only to see them now and think ^I'm glad I missed that ship^.

Yeah. But every morning when I look in the mirror, I just shake my head and ask Who's that guy?

Sal
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