Yesterday was Clean Your Desk day

[Michael Bush]

You know what they say about a clean desk: It?s a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

"Can you fit any more Milky Way Chocolate Bars into your desk drawer there, Jim?"
"Nope, all outer space."

The only time I clean my desk is when I'm looking for candy

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what is an empty desk the sign of?

A cluttered desk is a sign of genius.